I have to show this one off.

Surely, if you are a programmer or computer professional, then you get asked all the time to diagnose or fix a problematic computer for someone else. While this is fine and is more of a testament to your abilities, it might sometimes gets under your skin. If you’re like me, you almost always abide and then promise yourself to consult Mr. Webster on the meaning of the word ‘no’ when you’re done.

My wife went shopping the other day and came back with this shirt, which suits me perfectly. Before you ask me to sell you one, go filter through the shirts at Kohls.